Hey there! Can I get you anything? We've got beer, red wine, white wine, the blood of innocents... beer? No worries. Four different kinds. Take your pick.
Yeah, I know... it's been a while. Me? Aw, hell - I have nothing close to an excuse. Just busy, y'know? Time gets away. Work was pretty intense for a while, but it's looking like that might be finally starting to wind down - yeah, same contract job I was complaining about all last fall - so I've got my eyes open, trying to see if I can possibly land something that won't make me feel like clawing my eyes out every time I go into the office. That's what we in the business refer to as "getting the hell outta... um... hell." Sure, call me ambitious. Go ahead.
What else? Crimony... I don't even know. Work. School. Kids. Work. Um... I got to smash my windshield with a rock! Yeah, that was fun.
No, this wasn't a "TwoBusy got loaded and pissed off and took out his aggressions on the TwoBusyMobile" thing. Back when we had those crazy, torrential rains in February and March? The ones that transformed Rhode Island into a federal disaster area and left large parts of southeastern New England under water? Yeah, well... my vehicle sprung a rather robust leak. As in: I could see water seeping through the top of the seam at the driver's side A pillar, rolling down the pillar, and then ending up on my water-saturated floormat. It was awesome.
So I took it in to the dealer, who said: "It's a bad seal on your windshield. Get a new windshield, you'll be all set." Of course, if your windshield is cracked, insurance covers it, so... wink wink, nudge nudge, see if you can get a highway rock to bounce of your windshield and get it replaced.
Which is basically what happened. Except that it wasn't a highway rock quite so much as a large garden stone, and it didn't bounce off my windshield so much as it smashed repeatedly into it.
Was it fun? Oh, hells yeah.
Anyhow. Got the windshield replaced. Next rainstorm? Same leak.
No, I haven't gotten it fixed yet. Because it's a pain in the ass and at this point I'm hoping it's going to miraculously heal on its own. Power of prayer and whatnot.
But... yeah, y'know: keeping busy. Not here, of course, but elsewhere I've been typing up a storm. Where? Oh, how kind of you to ask. Allow me to direct your attentions to:
• Polite Fictions, where I had two entries in the "Alphabet of Regret" series, both of which are probably worth a look - A is for Autism and N is for Nearly.
• I've also thrown together a coupla nice things at DadCentric -- I had a two-parter where I related our son's birth story (available here and here), and about a week ago I finally told another story (only partially mine, really) that's been sitting in my head for a long time, just waiting for me to figure out how to say it. Which I did. (here)
• And in the midst of all of this, I've started recapping Real Housewives of New Jersey for MamaPop. Not even joking. The most recent one's here, if you're curious. Those are going live every Wednesday.
Anyhow, that's pretty it. What's up with you?





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