TwoBusy: It's Not Easy Being Green

September 28, 2009

It's Not Easy Being Green

About a month ago, my son decided that he wanted to be - more than anything in the world - Green Lantern for Hallowe'en. More precisely, he wanted to be Green Lantern from the Justice League Unlimited DVD series that is currently serving as video-based crystal meth for all three of my kids.

And so, in my ongoing quest to enable my children to be all they can be... I dutifully went ahead and tracked down a kid-sized Green Lantern costume online, and ordered it.

Today, when we came home from school, it was awaiting on our front doorstep.

My son was thrilled when I opened the package and revealed its contents to him — he couldn't get it on fast enough. Granted, it's about twice as big as he is (note to self: don't order one size up next time), but he didn't care. He was a fake-muscled dude in black and emerald, with a cool Green Lantern logo on the middle of his chest and a new belief in his heart that he could fly.

For a moment, he was crestfallen to discover that the costume didn't include a Green Lantern power ring. I can hardly blame him for this, as the ring is for all intents and purposes the source of Green Lantern's power. But once he moved past that disappointment, he grabbed hold of the costume's cardboard packaging and studied it carefully, comparing it against his own costume, projecting himself onto the tall, strong, confident Green Lantern he'd watched on TV and now saw on the cardboard before him. His smile growing broad. His eyes growing full with wonder and joy.

And then, something else caught his eye. He looked at the picture, then looked down at himself. Then looked at the picture again, and finally looked at me.

"Daddy," he asked, his voice clear and earnest, his eyes wide and guileless, "Can I paint my face black now?"

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