1. In case you haven't already read it - and you haven't; I can see it in your eyes, and you're dead guilty - last week's DadCentric post is available now for your enjoyment on the interwebs. I should note that this particular post contains one of the best sentences I've ever written: Fuck you, drunken unicorns.
Bring the family!
2. But that's not all... taking an important step forward in my ongoing attempt to simultaneously suck in multiple environments, I also contributed my virgin-busting post at The Whinery. As that colorful descriptor implies, the post in question is awkward, spastic, completely half-assed and ultimately embarrassing to all concerned.
None of which should stop you from visiting, reading and commenting exuberantly. Why? Because nobody brings the suck like your ol' pal TwoBusy.
3. I'd like to pause a moment here to say thanks to John Lackey, who came off 6 weeks on the DL last night to rejoin my fantasy baseball team... only to get ejected from the game before recording an out. That "INF" next to your season ERA is inspirational.
4. But wait! Wait! I have updates on the job front! Two of 'em, in fact. First off, you'll be glad to know that my contract job has been extended through the end of June — giving me an extra six weeks or so off the dole. Secondly, I've got an interview for a FT job next week! My first once since... god, I'm not even sure. March? February? (looking it up... early February. Wow.)
In fact, the reason I'm here typing this now is because TheWife took the kids off to play for a few hours so I could do research prep for the interview. Which seems counterintuitive, because... um... I'm typing this instead. But really, that's just an expression of my devotion to you, oh gentle reader. My love for you knows no bounds. It's borderline unnatural, and almost certainly unhealthy. And yet, here we are, gazing hungrily into each others' eyes...
5. Of course, the fact that I'm probably not going to get the job in question hasn't stopped TheWife and I from already eagerly planning how we'll spend our newfound riches. And once we work our way past the boring stuff (new mattress/box spring to replace the one we bought and have slept on since 1995; repairs to my vehicle that I've been putting off since 2007; etc.) we arrive at the pricey/fun stuff: a new car for TheWife! Not that we don't love her current vehicle, but it's starting to do the kind of scary things that cars start to do when they get older and different systems/parts start to fail in very rapid, very expensive succession. Subsequently, we (and by we, I mean me with objections from her) have launched into a hypothetical "what will our next car be?" exercise.
Which is where you, gentle reader, come in. Suggestions? Here's the caveat: we're thinking sedan, but the sedan has to have a back seat wide enough that it can accommodate three booster seats side-by-side-by-side. We're not opposed to going the smaller/crossover SUV route (and no: we're not buying a fucking minivan), but as that's what I'm driving TheWife is thinking she'd like to keep a sedan. So. Your thoughts? Keep in mind that we like to live beyond our somewhat humble means.
6. Finally, your video for the week. A Northern Chorus is one of my favorite bands of all time: a Canadian post-rock musical collective that sprung up out of scenic Hamilton, Ontario (go Tiger-Cats!), produced a series of sequentially more and more astonishing albums - concluding with the stunning The Millions Too Many, which I beg you to make a part of your life - and then finally broke up last summer in response to what can only be called tragic indifference.
This song only hints at the complexity and grandeur that ANC - at their best - brought to the table. That being said, I enjoy it a lot. You will, too! Hooray! (opening arms wide, ready for a hug...)




