In which I continue to continue to waste your time...
ZEBRA: Who's Behind The Door
A gently strummed acoustic guitar. Lyrics echoing a different place and time. Vocals slowly climbing from a quiet croon to an almost inhumanly pitched howl. The music, slowly growing and building on itself, from a humble beginning to a breathtaking crescendo over the course of many long, intricate minutes. A song of epic vision and proportions.
Stairway to Heaven? Close: it's Zebra! That's right... Zebra! With the big hit single from their creatively titled debut album Zebra! It's just like Stairway to Heaven, except it's got synths! And a kickass video with computers and spaceships! And a singer/guitarist named Randy Jackson who's not, in fact, that Randy Jackson! And he's wearing a very open-necked, very pink shirt! And the video's got twins! For God's sake... twins! And flowers! And crowds of people staring at the sky! It's like Close Encounters of the Third Kind meets Stairway to Heaven!
In short, it's very nearly the coolest thing of all time. On the awesome scale of 1-10, with The Darkness scoring a 47? This is a 35.
The end.
SYSTEM OF A DOWN: Chop Suey!
I can't quite figure out how I feel about System of a Down. On the one hand, I'm entirely clear on the fact that I respect the hell out of their musical chops... their time changes are just insane, as this song illustrates adeptly. At the same time, there's somethings about Serj Tankanian's vocals that, on occasion, rubs me completely the wrong way. Not always, but sometimes — see Sugar for an example of what drives me up a wall.
That being said, Chop Suey! - so named because their record company would, allegedly, not allow them to title the song Suicide - rubs me the right way, primarily because it blends a very solid sense of thrash and outrage with little snippets of melody to create something that shifts rapidly (and expertly) from crunchy to sweet and then back again in a heartbeat. Plus, it cribs the opening guitar strum from Pinball Wizard, which is always fun.
THE CURE: Underneath the Stars
It's been a long time since Kyle of South Park declared, not incorrectly, that Disintegration was the greatest album ever. And since that time, The Cure has produced an awful lot of music... but it's been a long time since they've really been a "Gotta get the new album" band. I mean, Wish is a very solid effort - look beyond the deliciously candy-sweet "Friday I'm in Love" and you'll find plenty to like, including "From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea," which is easily one of the three or four best things they ever did - but once you get past that entry in their catalogue, things get real dicey, real fast.
Seriously: name me one truly great song they've produced since then. Yeah, there've been a couple of bright points - Bloodflowers was half-decent, and Robert Smith's collaboration with Blink-182 on "All of This" was pretty cool - but by and large, the output has been pretty dire. And unfortunately, each new release has been greeted with review after review acclaiming that this is their best album since Disintegration... until the next one, which gets an identical review. It's disheartening.
Their new release 4:13 Dream appears to be little different... but this song, the album's opener, is an exhilarating exception. This is vintage Cure: achingly sad, saturated with tragedy and drama, overwhelmed with echo and atmosphere, and a great, long, slow build up to the moment of final, epic heartbreak.
I don't know about you, but I need music like this in my life.




