As my beloved Commonwealth prepares for its newest edition of sports-induced euphoria - and to be clear, we're talking about the entirely legal kind - I'd like to take a moment to express my gratitude for the following things:
* Danny Ainge, who last summer transcended years of fantastic drafting coupled with terrible trades and free agent signings (Brian Scalabrine? Sebastian Telfair for Brandon Roy? Raef LaFrentz? The list goes on... and it's just fucking horrifying.) to have a championship-caliber team fall into his lap. Good job!
* Kevin McHale, for apparently still being a Celtic at heart. (I'll add that I hope he's making the most of his annual early start to the summer.)
* David Stern, for scheduling every game in the 2008 NBA Finals to maximize west coast ad revenues — thereby ensuring that no game will end before midnight on the eastern seaboard. Oh, wait... that actually sucks. Never mind.
* The fact that even as I type - and look forward to Boston's first 90-degree day of the year, which should arrive on Saturday - the miracle of central air conditioning is being installed in my home. I can't even being to imagine how much this is going to transform my quality of life in the summertime... although I'm really looking forward to finding out.
* The fact that in three weeks, TheFamily and I will be taking our first official, week-long, family-style vacation in four years. Five of us will go up... only time and fate can determine how many of us will return.




