From a conversation this morning with a friend who will go unnamed, in which he recounted a recent and pretty much inexplicable hot steak in which he was stalked and taken by a forty-something cougar last Friday night, hooked up with a gorgeous Indian woman on Sunday night, and tomorrow is being visited by another woman who's basically flying 3000 miles for a booty call:
"It's like you're playing musical chairs, and you're the chair."





