A conversation from this past weekend:
Butterfly (walking downstairs after a nap and suddenly discovering that the Christmas tree is gone): Ah! Ah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Daddy! Where's the tree? Where's the tree? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! (incoherent screaming)
Me: Uh... (thinking fast)
Butterfly: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (gargling with snot, tears, heartbreak)
Me: (still thinking fast)
Butterfly: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH (starting to turn Hulk on me)
Me: (flash of brilliance) The Grinch! The Grinch came and took the tree!
Butterfly: (instantly dropping from 120mph-0) Oh. Okay. (walking away) Can I have a snack?




