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September 08, 2006

Let's see Charlie Batch try that

And thus, another glorious season of NFL football begins. And while I'm tempted to express my joy that the season opener featured the Dolphins getting spanked by a 3 TD performance by Charlie Batch - Charlie Batch, fer crissake! - I think we all know what mattered most: the pregame song by Pink (signaling the return of the NFL to NBC, as well as the end of ABC's Monday Night Football dynasty).

Pregame song summary:
NBC: Pink -- pleasantly slutty
Monday Night Football: Hank Williams, Jr. -- not so much

Pleasantly slutty wins every time.

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